I'd like to say something about the Ice man(or woman)found frozen recently.

   First of all,how would you like to be thawed out and then stuffed and mounted and displayed at some over-

priced museum after relaxing comfortably for a million years?Let alone being in the same out fit without a bath

for that long?(wasn't that before deodorant was invented?)

   Secondly,I like history when it was up to the imagination.I don't need to actually SEE these freaks live!(They're

not Neandrathal by the way!).

   Lastly and most importantly,they're not stuffing my petrified private parts and putting them in a glass case!hell

no!

 

                                                                                                                         The Darkness

  

Dear Al,

 

             I enclosed a photo of your energy sucking mansion.The sun called and wants you to turn off some of your crap,

  it's getting low on Hydrogen(is this what the sun is made of?).How many watts does it take to do Tippers hair?..Geesh!

 

 

                                                                                                                                The Darkness