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9月3日 Bizarre happenings Dear readers,
Okay,in the last week or so...Michael Jackson is :interred",Van Jones apologizes for being a commie,Teddy Dies(was he still
alive) and Obama tries to brain wash kids at school.This is turning stranger by the minute.Its like the x-files with Pelosi and Reid as the aliens and
Obama and biden as Mulder and scully(sorry mulder).Whats next, Bigfoot as the next speaker of the house and charlie manson as the poet laureate?
Lol.I cant wait to see how this ends.No wonder aliens havent taken over earth...its to messed up..lol!
The Darkness 5月13日 Pelosi gate Dear reader,
Sorry to bring up the she-devil right before lunch but I must.Of course Pelosi knew about the cruel inhuman
torture endured at the hands of those sweet little terrorists.She new they were called names,dressed up like Katy Perry and
made to listen to Britney Spears.She okayed it while getting her weekly back waxing...i was there getting mine too..Kidding,
I'm to proud of my neanderthal body!Later...
The Darkness 4月30日 SPECTRE SWITCHING Dear readers,
I'll have to admit,whilst I was sitting by my maggot-infested pond today,I heard the
news,Arlen Spectre switched.I thought.."wow isnt he a little old to be coming out?",then I realized
he switched parties.Isn't this sort of like non-news,like John daly's DUI orange Andy Dick pants or
Michael Jacksons newest bondage doll?I don't get.Who cares,I mean aren't we all infected with the
Obama flu?Lol ,What a joke!What are they gonna do when we all get Hemorrhoids,quarantine our
asses?Lol...later.
The Darkness 4月20日 Neanderthals stance on gay marriage Readers,
Miss America,dont feel bad...I'm all for marriage between man/animals,man/plants..whatever but two men?Thats
gross.I don't really mind though as long as they stay in LindsayLohanville(Hollywood).Later.
The Darkness 3月18日 Money Dear Mr President,
I know you love that Geithner fellow who you appointed to be in charge of all the money your
stealing from us and giving to the banks but come on already!Hes' lame!He has several things I don't consider good
for someone in his job...he's stupid(thats a bad one)he's a pansy(man-up dude) and hes doesn't pay his taxes.Did he
even fill out an application!Geesh!Bring in anyone.....I dont care.How bout Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan..just an Idea.
Thanks
The Darkness
3月13日 The Pelosi administration Dear Nancy,
As the only person on the planet who is actually free from your tax clutches..for now anyway.I am
just curious,why do you need to fly to cali in a b-2 bomber every week?Can't you just take AMTRAK like
the rest of us peons?And also,what stimulus 2 bill were you referring to this week?You just took a 2nd
mortgage out on the USA and now you want to take out a 3rd?You ARE high maintenance!
The Darkness
3月1日 Letter to Al Gore aka "earth mother" Al,
I miss you!Your whiny crying about the Oven atmosphere wasn't near as bad as us being in debt 3.7 trillion!Can we go back
in time to the happy days when you and Tipper where just fledgling eco-terrorists?Please get your sorry Arctic-Penguin loving ass off of
your $20,000 couch and save our asses!!Ill donate to your fake charity!!You can start driving your Hummer again!See ya.
The Darkness 2月4日 Pelosi's dimentia Dear readers,
Nancy Pelosi is a genius.She is acting dimented to get pity for her illness!I mean she said every month..500
million americans lose their jobs.Huh?She isn't the greatest math person though.Didnt she just say last week that the 400
or so million we're going to be donating to some birth control company was goping to help the economy?Someone contact
her mother ship....she needs to go back to her home planet!!
The Darkness
1月30日 Stimuli dear readers,
I read the news on the new"stimlus "package,Its funny as hell!According to what I've read(and I know CNN wouldn't
lie)you're borrowing about one trillion dolllars from our kids and donating it to Broadway(okay I'll go see CATS already!!),my punk
nephews skateboard park and The rest is going to Rosie O'Donnells face reconstructing surgery.Thats not a bad deal and all but
I thought at least some would go toward Oprahs book eating club.Oh well,,,Obama keep up the good work.By the way could you
fix the pothole in front of my cave.Later.
The darkness 1月21日 The Crowning of the Great one Dear Readers,
I watched the swearing...and the swearing in ..hilarous!Obama hasn't even done anything yet and already he's
Gods gift(sorry Obama for referring to God) to us.Let's at least give him time to screw up!Okay I'll try to be nice...he is the
USA's new President and all so lets give him a shot(you know he likes those!).
As for style..come on..where's the bear skin toga and the various animal hats available on EBAY?Now THATS style.Later
voters...I hope you get what you voted for!!Ha.
The Darkness
1月8日 "recent neanderthal discoveries" Dear readers.
The recent discovery in this article http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/01/08/neanderthal-climate.html?campaign=w01-101-ae-0001
is totally bogus.In the Al Gore Bible chapter 9,verses 9-11 it clearly states Global warming is hereby to blame for everything...except
for the Brad Pitt/anniston break-up.You media zombies need to get a clue!
The Darkness 12月11日 President Obama Dear Mr President,
I am speaking for all the neanderthals out their(closet ones and otherwise)when
I questions your dealing and invlovement with The corrupt Illinois governor.I know you said you only
have played bingo with him and occasionally shoot stray cats in the neighborhood but, i know theres
more.Please confess or you might end up in guantanamo bay in one of our special holding cells listen-
to Barney and Britany Spears...OMG..!!!Now thats cruelty.Later.
The Darkness 11月20日 Cars and mastadons Dear readers,
I have a little advice for the car industry..suck it up!When the Mastadon industry went sour about 25000 years ago(maybe longer) and cavemen started riding
smaller elephants and tiny horses,we paniced, some died off and we restructered.Its
called survival of the fittest...or is it called transmutation of species,hell I dont study
my own history that would be conceited!Later.
The Darkness 10月22日 Taxes and politicians Dear reader,
I just wanted to tell Mr(I dont believe in cavemen)Obama and Mr Mc cain
something.Taxes won't fix everything!I fyou tax us more,whether it be those of
us making $250,000 per year(no cavemen I know!) or less,it doesnt matter.Cant
you see that if you tax us more,we'll have less disposable income?Even I can figure
that out.Heres a couple of incredible ideas....create jobs....lets get some renewable
energy(look it up)...promote education!We need to think long term and you prof-
essional politicians think only about getting elected.Ok, ive made my point,have a
nice day!
The Darkness 8月28日 Talking about Geico caveman
Quote Geico caveman Geico caveman Dear Darkness or whoever,
This site is stupid.Are you a freakin whacked?I love the Geico
Caveman.Hes more caveman than you 'll ever be.Have you been on TV?Have
you had a TV show,been in a commercial or met Lindsay Lohan?HE has so
bite me!
Sincerely,
Barrack O
8月20日 Obama Dear Readers,
The Rumors about me campaigning for Obama are false,I can't do that,
because I don't have experience(Although this isn't stopping HIM from running!).Also Al an Obama have
been seen hanging out at the same Hummer dealership and you know how I feel about those
planet-killers.I think Lindsay Lohan is better qualified to be President than either one.Oh well,
gotta go and feed my pet T-Rex.Bye people!
The Darkness
2月7日 ElectionDear readers,
I'd like to say something about the upcoming election the primaries and all the media swarm surrounding
the Hilary and Obama Clinton(oops).It ain't over til it's over.When Hilary was president the first time I hated her.Now
she wants to run again...WTF!Al..where are you? can't you somehow screw up her AND Obamas campaign..you did an
Awesome job on yours.My predicitions for the elections if certain people get elected..
Hilary....Rosie heads her Cabinet along with Oprah
Obama..OMG..We all become Muslim and get fitted for towels..
Mccain...We immediatly invade everyone but England!
Huckabee..We all start speaking in tongues..
Ron Paul...Hope you guys like living off the land!
Adios suckers!
The Darkness
10月3日 The Ice Man I'd like to say something about the Ice man(or woman)found frozen recently.
First of all,how would you like to be thawed out and then stuffed and mounted and displayed at some over-
priced museum after relaxing comfortably for a million years?Let alone being in the same out fit without a bath
for that long?(wasn't that before deodorant was invented?)
Secondly,I like history when it was up to the imagination.I don't need to actually SEE these freaks live!(They're
not Neandrathal by the way!).
Lastly and most importantly,they're not stuffing my petrified private parts and putting them in a glass case!hell
no!
The Darkness
10月1日 Gore's mansionDear Al,
I enclosed a photo of your energy sucking mansion.The sun called and wants you to turn off some of your crap,
it's getting low on Hydrogen(is this what the sun is made of?).How many watts does it take to do Tippers hair?..Geesh!
The Darkness
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